Don't look for me at any Austin Beer Week stuff tonight — I have a little too much month at the end of the money, so I'm gonna hole up at the house with a six-pack of Rahr & Sons Ugly Pug and focus all my psychic energy on pushing the Texas Rangers to a win in game one of the World Series.
That means I need you to step up and cover for me. There's a lot of good beer out there waiting for your liver. Go get it.
Below is tonight's ABW schedule. If I were going out, I'd have to pick that double feature of Strange Brew and Beerfest at Uncle Billy's. Two of the silliest movies ever made.