That first picture is me, circa 1993, when I still had my long hair and Buddy Holly glasses. The other picture is me feeding Shiner Bock to Bret, who still had hair back then.
Oh, and the guy holding my right leg is Mr. Pub Knight himself, and the guy feeding beer to me is Bobnoxious.
UPDATE: Bill dug up this photo of the aftermath. Oh, the shame. (That's me in the boots, with Bret.)
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