From the journal that my daughter writes for her second-grade class (which means that her teacher has read it):
"This weekend I saw Bee movie. This bee said are we bees? or are we a keychain? bees! Keychain! My dad saw Texas beat Texas Tech! he drank seven beers that day! I also defeated the Underminer. The giant corrupterater fell over. Ahhh! Underminer! Blah!"
Hmm. Perhaps I need to be a bit more subtle in my beer consumption.