Monday, April 24, 2006

Travis County Sheriff Wants You ... to Get Drunk!

Press release from the sheriff's office. A chance for you to give back to your community. (No, this isn't a joke):

Hello All,

I have received a request from Bryan Haun, Instructor/Course Manager for a Alcohol Detection (DWI) Training class. We need 5-8 volunteer drinkers for each of the following dates (Alcohol Workshops):

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 @ 4:30 pm
Tuesday, May 02, 2006 @ 4:30 pm

Volunteers need to have a "Designated Driver" to take them home after the workshop ends at about 9:00 pm.

We will furnish the liquor, mixers and snacks. Be at the Academy as close to 4:30 pm as possible and get in touch with the class coordinator via email, at or cell phone at (627-2361) so he can compile a list of the people that will be able to assist. You will also be given directions to the academy if you need them.

Please leave the electronic recording devices at home, and eat lunch that day, but DO NOT eat right before coming to the Academy.

This is a VERY IMPORTANT portion of the training for our local law enforcement officers and we need to have a good showing of volunteers. So far we only have 3. If you can help please contact Bryan right away.

Thanks for your help,

Roger Wade
Travis County Sheriff's Office
Public Information Officer
Office: (512) 854-4986
Pager: (512) 935-1162


Karla said...

finally a job i am qualified for!

Anonymous said...

do i have to be 21?

Lee said...

Yeah, I'm guessing so. But this is a pretty old post – note that I originally put it up in 2006.